They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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