so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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