Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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