Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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