no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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