She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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