Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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