You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am naked and annoyed.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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