What a fucking waste of an outfit
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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