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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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