what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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