i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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