That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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