He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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