hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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