also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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