the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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