I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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