But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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