So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm at about main and main street
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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