I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.