So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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