Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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