I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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