Your mouth is God's brothel.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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