Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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