She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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