there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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