If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
