Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE