Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing