If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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