im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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