im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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