my sisters under your porch take her home
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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