$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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