You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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