i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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