I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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