He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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