i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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