conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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