Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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