He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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