Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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