you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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