dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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