dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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