Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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