What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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