She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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